Lies

One dark night,
In the middle of the day,
Two dead boys,
Went out to play.
Back to back,
They faced each other.
They drew their swords,
and shot each other.
A deaf policeman,
heard the noise,
and came to arrest
the two dead boys.
If you dont believe,
these lies are true,
Go ask that blind man.
He saw it all too.